September 27th, 2009
EVIL!!!
I'm not a bad person.
Au contraire, mon dieu, I feel I'm too nice sometimes. But my job requires that I be "not too nice" most of the time, or else we'd be losing money. I'd be way better off saying I'm a bad person, but reflecting back on my all-too-short life, I haven't really done anything in the magnitude of Adolph Eichmann or Usama bin Laden. Not even Doctor Evil-ly evil. Heck, not even Mini-Me evil. Well, I did torture several mice a few months back, but it was payback for them shitting on my food. Besides, is food revenge really evil-ly enough?
I think I suck at being mean. Even though I'm scowling most of the time, this usually means I'm engrossed in thought or balancing an account mentally.
Anyway, the whole point of this stupid entry is to see what traits would I have if I made a character in The Sims 3 based on myself. If I was being realistic, the following would be my traits:
Loser
Slob
Mooch
Unlucky
Loner
...Dear God. I'm a poster child for depressed persons everywhere!